Monday, May 25, 2009

THIS JUST IN

Austin, upon arriving at his Nussbaum double, found his supposed "roommate" to be MIA! His name was not only not on the occupancy agreement, but more importantly not on a kitschy door nametag! There was only one nametag present for member-of-blog, Austin. Did the roommate's plans change last minute? Did he fall ill? Is he nervous to live with a black man?? We will never know. A quick phone call to Columbia Housing could, of course, elucidate the matter, but I PREFER TO LIVE IN MYSTERY, THANK YOU.

Congratulations, Austin, on your well-deserved but really just gotten-by-pure-luck dingle.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

COUNTDOWN TO STRANGER DANGER


As I'm sure we all know, I am indeed in a double in Nussbaum (bagels!) Here begins the countdown to the unveiling of this mystery roommate. I don't know who my roommate is yet, but as soon as I do--you will be the first to know. Right here, on the blog.


2 days to stranger danger.........

Modesty Post

By the looks of it BWY 1007 also has:

1. A really far walk to the elevators (Rachel is right by the elevators!).
2. A really far walk to the floor lounge (Rachel is right by her newly renovated floor lounge!).
3. A window that the sun shines directly into really brightly, keeping the room extra hot (as I'm told this is a unique phenomenon in this line of bwy rooms, I don't think Rachel's room has this!).

Bragging Post



By the looks of it, BWY 1007 has:

1. Air Conditioning
2. 134 luxurious square feet
3. A downtown looking skyline view?!

Two Musings

1. Austin, member of the blog, has received a double in Nussbaum. But he requested a double, so who feels bad for him? Not me! (Sorry, Austin. I do feel a little bad for you. I hope your roommate is nice, clean, etc.)

2. Is there any point to this blog anymore? 

Friday, May 22, 2009

I Have Been Cursed

...with SCHAPIRO. 

Goodbye familiar hallways of Broadway, goodbye vending machine that provided whole meals for us while writing the Varsity Show in the wee hours of the morning, goodbye secret classroom on the second floor.

I've said too much.

Humbled,
Rachel

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

Dear Jeffrey,

Thank you for signing up for Summer Housing at Columbia! This message is to inform you that you have been assigned a room for the summer. Your assignment is BWY 1007-1. Your assignment was based on the preferences listed on your housing application, although please note that due to the overwhelming request for singles, we were not able to accommodate everyone’s request.

Please read the information below, as it is very critical to your check-in for Summer Housing.


well guys, the wait is over. it's been real.

UPDATE 10PM: Friend of the blog Rob Stenson is in BWY 1011. There's only one room in between us!
just made some coffee. i think we're in for a long night.

Further Updates

The contract available to be signed on the housing website is the "2008 Summer Contract." Last time I checked, it was 2009, Columbia housing. And I checked on January 1st! 

Furthermore, both Jeff and Rachel's occupancy periods are listed as 5/25 to 7/2, indicating only the first session, though Jeff and Rachel are both pretty sure but not a hundred percent sure but pretty sure that they signed up for the whole summer (5/25 - 8/14)!

Columbia housing, you're like Ross and Rachel in the first three seasons of Friends -- you need to get it together.

UPDATE ON APPLICATION SITE

if you go to https://housing.columbia.edu/StarPortal/ it now has the option to sign my "Occupancy Agreement" EXCEPT THAT instead of telling me what my room is it just says " (unallocated)"

YES COLUMBIA I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE IN (unallocated) ALL SUMMER!!

screenshot after the jump.

just kidding we don't have jumps on this blog.

if columbia does not give me a housing assignment...

i will have to follow in the footsteps of my afro-american columbia predecessors and spend my first night in new york sleeping on the street.

only in america!

I just received my summer housing assignment!

It's...

A CARDBOARD BOX ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!

COME ON, COLUMBIA HOUSING!

the wait continues

it's 5:50pm on FRIDAY and we move in on MONDAY. still no summer housing assignment!!!!!


the wait continues.....